The path of a startup or a high-performing solopreneur is a hard one. It’s easy to get lost or overwhelmed. We shine light on the best path, making it clearer, simpler, and a lot more satisfying.
HELPING TIRED ENTREPRENEURS • CURE OVERWHELM • ERADICATE DECISION FATIGUE • UNLOCK GEOMETRIC GROWTH and • MELT INTO ANXIETY-FREE FAMILY TIME… AND ME TIME
WITH THE SIMPLEST FIXES THAT ARE REFRESHINGLY* HANDS-OFF
*pine scent included
Updated @November 14, 2023
Dear fellow entrepreneur,
We’ve been there. When you sit down to work in the morning, do you see nothing but a big fat brick wall?
Are you completely overwhelmed by decision-making in your business?
Do you find yourself playing Minesweeper or CS:GO instead?
Do you absolutely hate the “systems” and crap peddled by grinning turds who con you into buying uselessly generic trash?
Don’t you wish someone else could just FIX it for you?
(Or at least show you a better way, so you can keep your hair and look fantastic when your Lambo-branded mid-life crisis rolls around?)
Or just have more time to watch Bluey with the kiddos—knowing all’s well with your biz?
Here’s the secret:
A good entrepreneur grinds away at problems. Sacrifices their free time and kids’ t-ball games. Just for that great future with a big house and lots of money to buy Christmas presents that their kids will play with alone.
Is that what you want?
All sane people everywhere: That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
The best entrepreneur hires an expert who knows the cheat codes.
The ones that unlock Bluey couch time with the kids. After-dinner wine in the kitchen with the spouse. AND more money for presents. The ones that cure overwhelm, and decision fatigue, and unlock geometric growth for the business.
Don’t give in to burnout. Don’t fire up a *shudder* job application.
Unlock yourself some time for mindless TikTok-ing. Or baking brownies. Or working on your 190 bowling average. Or some blessed nap time in the La-Z-Boy. With the purring cat in your lap and the Sunday NFL game on in the background. Wait — who’s blowing leaves? Relax. That’s the gardener you just hired. That you were able to afford now. Protect your time. Protect your family. Protect your business. And get some more 360 no-scope time, too, bro.
Don’t let the terrorists win. Reclaim control of your entrepreneurial empire.
Schedule your free 30-minute consultation & get some tips you can use NOW ($499 value)
Not convinced yet? That’s okay. You’re a smart one.
It’ll feel really great when we win you over.
Here’s some more traditional “we’re cool, here’s our product, buy from us” context.
Here’s how we can help:
A Swiss army C-suite in your back pocket
- See & execute the future
- Business Strategy & Operations
- Create and sell that brand new thing
- Inventions & Commercialization
- Crush time zones & conquer comms
- Remote Communications
- Establish an internal project compass
- Information Architecture
- Yes or No cheat codes
- Decision-making & Prioritization
Our offerings:
SUCCESS CONSULTING
for Entrepreneurs Solopreneurs Small Biz Startups
Easy solutions for
- Burnout
- Overwhelm
- Decision fatigue
- Loss of momentum & vision
Want to think and work radically differently?
Take full advantage of our billion-dollar “cheat codes” and simple systems.
Satisfaction guaranteed. But you can’t hold us responsible if you fall in love.
CUSTOM BIZ SYSTEMS
for Entrepreneurs Solopreneurs Small Biz Startups
Designing, building, repairing, and supporting your perfect
- Business workflows
- Project management system
- CRM, for laser-targeted focus on your clients and leads
- CMS, for stratospheric views of your content and campaigns
- Sales dashboard
- Wikis / Knowledge management
We’ll teach you how to use your system—and refine it to your exact taste.
No more crappy COTS that don’t make any darn sense.
NOTION ENGINEERING
Custom builds — and overhauls
for Everyone
We architect and engineer sleek systems that mold to your processes like mirror glaze on a fancy cake.
Yeah, we got all the flashy integrations and custom formulas, too.
Give us a ring — this is our absolute favorite client work to do.
Real client examples:
for two high-speed startup clients in
Crypto & NFTs
Connecting tech nerds with business leaders who didn’t even know they needed the technology, and suddenly couldn’t live without it.
for a client with several patents in
Industrial Inventions
Identifying revolutionary new applications for new systems and paving the way for full-scale commercialization with entrepreneur-owned patents.
for several ambitious authors and editors in
Publishing
Creating information architecture for high-powered authors & conferences to streamline operations for max value to all.
Okay. We made it this far. So regardless if your burn-out comes in the form of an outta-control to-do list, overstuffed notes archive, way-too-complex commercial research project, or catastrophic decision-making failure, and you have no idea what to do next,
We’ve got your back. Cheat codes & industry secrets are at your fingertips. It’s time to give in and raise the banner on the destroyer. Mission Failed Successfully. Throw away that pride like a pair of stinky boots and let us in to help. Cure your overwhelm. Eradicate your decision fatigue. Unlock that geometric growth in your business. And give your family the time they deserve.
Let’s do it. Let's talk about you. Your business. The Forestry solution. And you’ll see how so many have cured their information Frustration.
So you can stop staring at a wall of “wtf do I do?”s and go chill and 360-noscope the terrorists.
—Jenn
p.s. I’m booking up for 2023, so I’ve started offering this free consultation call to analyze what’s holding you back. I also tend to offer some free suggestions you can implement right now. Here’s the first one:
Grab some time so we can chat. You’re welcome.
Talk soon 💚
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